Guest Starring…

Today we have a guest blogger, that in my daily absence (because I’m capped and cbfcked going through the whole dial up speed page loading process), wrote for Super Milk on Friday night. I did not post it till now I will be back hopefully this week with a new month of June and 36GB of heavenly speed and downloads.
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A few months ago, a group of friends and I were talking about ‘shroom’ – a mushroom drug that can make you hallucinate the most obscene scenarios – like bleeding your eyes out – or to the most fantastical scenario like jumping on clouds or walking through walls or seeing fairies in the sky.  This drug kinda resembles the mushroom in super Mario where Mario would have a sudden epileptic fit from someone jabbing a needle up his ass and hit his head up a metal block and a mushroom would jump out. Similarly, as Mario takes the mushroom and becomes a mental hyperactive rainbow murderous knome, the person taking shroom would somewhat become a real-life version of Mario.  Isnt that so cool?! I started to become more interested in this kinda thing – recreational drugs and all that.  I don’t know why but I feel like I want to break the limits of reality and just fly off into space or something, even though I’m told that I’m already going crazy and becoming increasingly weird at school. But this is so different.  I wanna get so high that I would laugh for hours straight, which might kill my throat and gouge out my eyes, but its so worth it.  Laughing until you’re crying or until you feel as if your stomach might burst, i haven’t done that in AGES.  But the problem is, I don’t really wanna take drugs cos Drugs = Life-destroyer and mental-institute attracter.  So, a few days ago, a friend came up with the solution.  Get high on V or Red Bull drinks.  At first I thought that it was crazyyy, because don’t those things taste like medicine Panadol or something? She suggested 5 cans of these drinks each – all of which will be taken at school so that when we’re in class, we’d be shivering and giggling throughout for no reason. The idea is starting to appeal to me but I still have my doubts. What if I overdose or these drinks? What if I start vomiting or feeling sick? What if I do something I’ll regret after having taken these drinks? What if I actually grow wings and fly to heaven? SO MANY DOUBTS.

So naturally, I started to do some research. I typed into google “getting high on red bull” and eventually I came across this page: http://www.cracked.com/article_16178_7-common-foods-that-can-actually-get-you-high.html – who knew that so there are so many natural things out there that can get you high like the grapes or cherries or whatever it is.  OMG, I could just pick them off a tree for free.  Anyway, I scrolled down and saw the this page : http://www.cracked.com/article_16762_6-biggest-assholes-in-animal-kingdom.html –  It’s a bit explicit but nonetheless very funny. I can’t imagine Mr Fearnside’s reaction if I printed out a page and handed it to him in Biology.  Nah, he’d probably give me the same old stoned face and say, “First Half. Science Staffroom”. 

Anyway, so I was saying, any volunteers for this experiment of extremity? If you don’t wanna drink V or Red Bull, I can always pick one of those mushrooms or grapes from our school garden.  I’m sure they have the equivalent degree of super powers.

~Guess who. (no actually don’t guess)

Yakult + Green Tea powder

Back to naming my posts after my meals/supper/snacks (Y)

Question: Will smelling bleach kill you?

I have this mild/medium bleach smell on my hands at the moment becuase I just wiped/mopped my kitchen floor (not bench this time) with bleach and lavender oil. I could not stand the dirt stains on the floor anymore – it was like a real life cow skin rug kind of thing. Not that bad but still enough to make feel bothered enough to clean it and sweep it. It looks a lot better now, but I have bleach all over my hands and my arms feel really tired. AM I GETTING BLEACH POISONING? i hope not. If I do not appear tomorrow, you know where to find me – Hugging my kitchen floor from bleach induced delirium. Cleaning my floors make me feel a tiny bit OCD.

I am supposed to be striving to finsih the billions of chapters of surfing biology I recieved from fearnside today + maths hw + english hw and yet I am blogging away, I doubt anyone really reads this trash I write other than the regulars, but why read this? WHY NOT EXPERIENCE ;D

Yerh, I really have no idea wtf I’m saying these days. Sorry I am not as funny or entertaining as Helen’s and JEssica’s blog. I feel so dull these days because I really have nothing interesting to write. I hate writing about my day too – it takes a billion years just to finish one post about your school day in detail and it doesn’t even make the slightest sense when you read it out loud. Jenny Nguyen is a funny person. I think she is in love with Taming of the Shrew’s Petruchio, as she finds is Aggressiveness sexy. And I think my dog either has mad cow or swine flu. The noises he is making outside sound awfully scary and bear-like. And also my dog made my veranda move to make some awefully fucking scary sounds? I’m scared now.

answer to question from Jenny Lam: “It will give you super powers but only if you do it non-stop for about a week straight. “

edit: I forgot there were reports tonight. Hope we all come to school tomorrow alive.

edit edit: My reports just kind of killed me. Not that I care really, I’m pretending to see unicorns and rainbows or some shit along those lines. C for english, i rank 43 out of 66 advanced students. I’m so fucked. The comments are actually pretty detailed – not the “continue to strive for her best” kind of shit. Like actual specific “do more exam style question, improve on t result ” kind of shit. I’m impressed. But my sister isn’t, almost got into a shouting match with Dimopolous becuase he refused to give her my report at the beginning of the night becuase she wasn’t a parent. lol she hates my school. but standing there and talking was soooo funn

So I have a project to do

Yes, I have to take a series of photos for photography (subject which I study at school) with themed ‘the ephemeral’ or ‘the temporal’ (idea that nothing lasts forever, that there is growth, decay, change and transformation), would anyone like to give suggestions, ideas or inspirations on this ;D?

PS I’ll be using SLR camera and developing in black and white (have access to dark room) and I am not very skilled. THANKS GUYS. I’m hoping a certain photography addict replies to this 8D!

Thinking Ahead. (Frozen Yoghurt)

“Only those who look to their past will see a better future.”

Picture of my Yoghurt. tasty stuff

I have been thinking about school lately and the prelims and what not and I have realised how incredibly lazy I’ve become since returning back from holidays. Like incredibly extremely, fatteningly lazy. It is proposterous. And also it makes me think how I can’t stand school anymore. Maybe I’m the dropout type, who knows. Sometimes you just get sick of it you know? after 11 years, you want something less routine and less annoying and less pressuring

LOOL anyways. INSTEAD OF DWELLING ON THIS SINCE I WILL BE STAYING AT SCHOOL TILL I GRADUATE, LETS talk about plans for future :O Huge social gatherings seem to be in at the moment it seems as we have realised how much fun it is with lots and lots of people like Camp and the Formal. So paintball is coming up (hand in your forms bitches, seriously) and I was watching K-On just then (the episode with christmas) and I was thinking, lets have a kriss Kringle this year, BUT make it not at school but like A PARTY at the end of the school year so we got this whole thing going on you get me? Like a Christmas Party, with music, food games and all this usual crazy stuff going on + Kriss Kringle . ahaha iono what do you guys think?

I like these huge social gatherings. It gives this feeling of togetherness which we probably will never have again after we graduate you know? I guess I’m just getting attached to our grade, but like these gatherings with half the grade is soo fun So cheers to hoping paintball will be fun ^__^” and everything else after that as well. And studying and crying with each other about our marks. But then again, I also like those small gatherings of like well not CLOSE CLOSE friends, but friends you feel confortable around and just sitting there and doing nothing but talking about a billion things. Should do that one day like at a cafe or something and go crazy on caffeine and sugar-induce comas from the lattes.

Nice Boat.

 I will never beable to knock Mary off her Ancient History pedistal, probably. So cheers to the fact that she might fall out of her car, or trip down the stairs, or drown in her cereal on the morning the next accessment is due. Or she kind of stuffs it up. I’ll never beable to surpass Theresa either. She is like demi god. And yes you are, don’t try to deny it if you are reading this. well. Let me just i can just make it I’ve never topped anything before other than Yr 10 El Hist in which I tied with Asa, but he got the award instead, becuase in all seriousness he tries alot harder than I do in class – I laugh and bludge my shits off resulting in a fruitless labour of lazyness, which also teaches me a lessen to try harder and work harder and to maybe not be so lazy. But its not working and I’m pretty much dying here in my own fat + extra sides of coke. Disgusting? sure is, but I still havn’t learnt my lesson yet and I don’t think I ever will until it might be too late. Someone post like words of encouragement, it might make me try to do better – I hope.

I have been updating this everyday almost. At least I am doing something useful and regularly yes? … maybe not really. This is probably merely a way of trying to get out of homework-ing yet again. How foolish.

Anyway. CHRISTMAS PARTY + KRIS KRINGLE AT THE END OF THE YEAR ANYONE? (although I have a feeling that it might not happen since like it is 7 months away, but like you know PREPARE – why can’t I do this for exams?)

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Picture: Jessica’s Tumblr.

Go google Nice Boat + School days (It is surprising what you will find on google despite the nice and innocent feel the search phrases give. Read it on wikipedia, only then will you understand the meaning of this picture – Nice as it may be, it is evil)

TOO LAZY.

I am too lazy to blog about camp, so I might just put the pictures up and be over and done with. Plus, Earmuffed.com and Pikassica does a much better job at describing this enjoyable yet disgusting camp No seriously. I am just too lazy to do this shit

It was actually really fun, and i guess without the mud and the rain it wouldn’t have been as fun as it was, laughing at people stepping in puddles and trying to strategically hop around the puddles and screaming so they wouldn’t get wet . (like screaming prevents you from stepping into puddles). Commando and Disco were pretty much awesome, the spaghetti was edible, the BBQ was too. The showers and the bedrooms weren’t but this time we stayed up talking till like 12:oo and slept on the floor again –> fun stuff Found out and realised alot of random things, including leeches. Also the frantic clearing of all food sources on night 2 inorder to lessen the baggage – of course it really didn’t make a difference. One would have wished to have bought more pants and shoes instead of shirts. I practically only wore like 3 shirts, 1 jumper, 2 jeans and 2 shoes on this. Overall camp was .. awesome. The wednesday – friday that went by like a blur, I actually don’t remember it ever happening now. Doesnt feel like it. We should have our own camp out. WHO IS WITH ME DUDES?

you know what. i cbf trying to work out how a photobucket slideshow works on wordpress. link yourselves here –> http://w42.photobucket.com/albums/e337/wendii__xx/?action=view&current=8b5bec2a.pbw

edit: THOMAS ABANDONED HIS BLOG OMSHITTINGGOD THE WORLD IS OVER.

you know we should do a collective joint blog like EVERYONE who still blogs anyway random idea. Thomas, I’m going to board your holiday plane and bomb it + jennyyyy a student organised camp wouldn’t be fun without the teachers down our backs. Gives us more .. Thrills LOOL. but BUT STUDENT ORGANISED CAMP LIKE ROADTRIP STYLE WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME. and we find out HSC marks all out at the same time o-o and we just cry with each other on our way back roflcakes and karen. WHERE ARE YAHHH?